It’s September (where did that come from?!), which means Christmas is coming up faster than Santa’s reindeer can eat those carrots you left out for them – and trust us, they don’t mess about.

Because you’ve found yourself here, we reckon you’ve got one job: to book your festive feast before the organised member of the group, the one who actually uses spreadsheets, beats you to it and holds it over everyone for yet another year. To sweeten the deal a little, we’ve got a gift for whoever makes the booking this year. You could say that person will be on our nice list!

Whether you’re after a knees-up with your colleagues, a jolly with mates, or you just fancy eating your weight in Curried Goat Croquettes, Roast Turkey & Mince Pies (to name just one of the flavour combos you can get from The Jerk Valley of London’s festive menu), we’ve got you covered.

So dust off your Christmas jumper, perfect your cracker-pulling technique, and get those bookings in early, Santa’s list fills up fast and ours does too.

Book Now and make sure this Christmas is more ho ho ho than oh no no.